one man's conspiracy is another man's business plan
Wednesday, March 08, 2006 | Welcome Koufax Voters!
If you want your vote to send a message to the right, if you want to let them know that you know that everybody knows the US does not have a left, and if it ever gets one, we'll all know, then you have come to the right place.
Now I am told that it is my honor to have been nominated for best word writing on the internets, so I expect you will wish to see some. If I may ask you to step to the right, no, not THAT kind of right, the column just to the right of this one, you will see a long list of offerings, under the words "inflammatory rhetoric" and if you scroll down, you will see some more.
If you want long things, Haley's Nose and Advice for the New Poor should be long enough for anybody, and if you want short things, just click one of the others. They won't be too long, and if they are, then you can always click your teeth impatiently and go to another one.
Keep on scrolling down on the right to find Haley's Nose, Advice is in the red column, I think. And below Haley's nose, you will not wish to miss the Testimonials. I'm very proud of those. Maybe you will wish to leave one of your own.
I probably should have prepared some snacks, but I forgot. I have been too busy working on this absolutely great article that is just chock full of really splendoriffic word writing, much better than anything you'll see on here. I just haven't posted it yet because it is so good, it would be unfair to the other nominees.
I have also been nominated for the Deserves Wider Recognition Award, so if you are too intimidated by my excellent word writing to vote for me for that, you can vote that I deserve Wider Recognition.
You see, I am a fair man. I understand that some people prefer more mediocre word writing, and I respect that.
Of course, if you really want to stick it to those corporate rule blogs, you'll vote for me twice.
This would also have the added effect of thwarting my long term plan to be nominated for Koufaxes every year for a long time, and lose, thus becoming the Susan Lucci of the Koufax awards. So if you happen to be one of those people who do not believe that I deserve such an honor, I neither can nor should stop you from expressing that in the only way available to you. posted at
Actions like Sep 11 do not happen in a vaccuum.
Long before those hijackers ever stepped foot on the planes the damage
had been done. They were brainwashed with the same type of garbage
propaganda that is spewed from Fatwa's weblog.
Middle Eastern countries are so much more barbaric today and preAmercia than America can ever hope to be...America has only been around 230 years...who did you blame for everything before that Ductape? I am calling a Fatwa on your bullshit!
IMO - terrorist plain and simple. He is an Al queda operative who
should be put in a cage on gitmo Skinner
My favorite..."In Defense of Holocaust Deniers"
I always thought that "The Enemy Within" was just a metaphore for liberalism, that is, until I encountered Ductape Fatwa. He should be in an orange jumpsuit for sure.
peopleforchange.netductape is either a commie, al queda, or a deep cover mole
Tells you something about this asshole doesn't it. He's really serious.
I believe that DF is nothing but a Republican plant...
Ductape is a commie, a terrorist, and he drinks blood too. He drinks
Capitalist blood. He eats unborn babies too
Give me your address and I'll send you $20 and a thank-you note for taking your hatred elsewhere.
A terrorist with a sense of humor!
He ain't nuthin' but shit
inadequate, halfway house bullshit
You are a dumbass. Fuck you and your condescension about us "benighted sheeple." hamletta
Untruthful, damaging bullshit
no better than the neocons and no different than Timothy McVeigh
dailykos.coma turd in the punchbowl...if DF were Joe Hill he probably would have killed himself rather than get put to death.
A compost pile of fecundity
dailykos.comdespicable and literally mentally ill