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Thursday, October 14, 2004 | The current mood of DuctapeFatwa
Final Debate Show Sparks Worldwide Drowsiness Epidemic

Predictably, neither my suggestions regarding chicken suits nor Paris Hilton as moderator were heeded, and the show's entertainment value suffered for it.

At least they did wear matching costumes. That's something.

Both contestants chose grey-black old fart suits with white fart shirts and red dotted ties. In an apparent bid to show that he too can be "nuanced," Bush's dots were a bit more subtle.

Bush wasted no time in blaming the flu vaccine shortage on the irresponsible practice of seeking legal redress on the part of people who have lost loved ones or limbs to shoddy medical practice. Kerry responded by reaffirming his pledge to honor the proud American tradition of medical treatment as a commercial product.

As Bush warmed to his earpiece, or maybe he has upgraded to a toothpiece, after all the todo over BulgeGate, a small bolus of foam appeared at the sporadically drooping corner of his mouth, an apparent portent of an imminent 7th cranial nerve event, and giving a definite aesthetic advantage to Kerry, who appeared fatigued but at peace with what a dollop of Prep H can do, even if it's no miracle.

Perhaps by previously-arranged mutual agreement, both candidates kept steadily to soporific subject matter, a cloud of rhetorical elevator music spread over the room and sensible people went for a sandwich.

Both agreed to agree that equal protection under the law is not right for America, although they differed slightly on the issue of forced reproduction, at least for affluent women. That the bodies of poor women are government property is a core American value, especially as the need for expendable crusaders spirals.

Kerry courageously promised to raise the minimum wage by less than two dollars over a period of years. (According to the government's figures, even rental housing in the US now costs almost 4 times the minimum wage). Bush suggested that more standardized testing in schools could enable the burgeoning number of children who leave the classroom for the street or homeless shelters to earn a few cents more than the minimum wage when they grow up.

By the third quarter of play, well over 80% of viewers had exhausted on-hand sandwich material, and clicked the white noise off, wandering out into the evening in search of anything that might keep them awake until bedtime.

As the stultifying miasma of verbiage came mercifully to a close, the explosion at an army ammo plant in Tennessee was decreed to be an accident.

posted at 5:23 AM

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Actions like Sep 11 do not happen in a vaccuum. Long before those hijackers ever stepped foot on the planes the damage had been done. They were brainwashed with the same type of garbage propaganda that is spewed from Fatwa's weblog.
Middle Eastern countries are so much more barbaric today and preAmercia than America can ever hope to be...America has only been around 230 years...who did you blame for everything before that Ductape? I am calling a Fatwa on your bullshit!
IMO - terrorist plain and simple. He is an Al queda operative who should be put in a cage on gitmo
My favorite..."In Defense of Holocaust Deniers"
I always thought that "The Enemy Within" was just a metaphore for liberalism, that is, until I encountered Ductape Fatwa. He should be in an orange jumpsuit for sure.
ductape is either a commie, al queda, or a deep cover mole
Tells you something about this asshole doesn't it. He's really serious.
I believe that DF is nothing but a Republican plant...
Ductape is a commie, a terrorist, and he drinks blood too. He drinks Capitalist blood. He eats unborn babies too
Give me your address and I'll send you $20 and a thank-you note for taking your hatred elsewhere.
A terrorist with a sense of humor!
He ain't nuthin' but shit
Jim Sagle

inadequate, halfway house bullshit
Arthur Gilroy
You are a dumbass. Fuck you and your condescension about us "benighted sheeple."
Untruthful, damaging bullshit
John Locke
no better than the neocons and no different than Timothy McVeigh space
a turd in the punchbowl...if DF were Joe Hill he probably would have killed himself rather than get put to death.
A compost pile of fecundity
despicable and literally mentally ill