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Wednesday, October 06, 2004 | The current mood of DuctapeFatwa
Darrell Hammond Debates John Edwards, World Doesn't Notice

In an innovative workaround to the necessity of maintaining US court-appointed Vice President Dick Cheney in a secure undisclosed location, Washington strategists called upon the talents of popular Saturday Night Live veteran impressionist Darrell Hammond, and as predicted by sources who wished to remain anonymous, the personnel substitution went unnoticed by both media and public alike.

Hammond's performance was flawless, capturing with chilling accuracy the persona of the man who opposed freeing Nelson Mandela, voted against the Clean Water Act, and fought valiantly against making Martin Luther King's birthday a national holiday.

Even Vice Presidential hopeful Edwards, who was careful early on in the campaign to reassure voters that his values are those of a small town in the Deep South during the era of legalized apartheid, appeared not to notice that the man across the table was wearing special effects makeup and a skull wig.

Working from a script, with improvisation as necessary, was no sweat for Hammond, who has been doing it for years, and when the pair found a meeting of the minds in their agreement that Equal Protection Under the Law is a Bad Thing (TM), there was a soft but audible rustle as America reached for tissues.

Edwards, mindful of his responsibilities to the Democratic party, did a very creditable job of arguing that he supports the Likud-Molodet atrocities against the Palestinian people even more than the current Secured Undisclosed Location occupant, one expected him to whip out a wallet photo of Ovadia Yosef and kiss it, any minute.

The youthful senator was also very forceful in his careful inferences that Cheney's company should not be the one to be making the lion's share of profits from the US operation to liberate Iraq of its oil.


posted at 6:32 AM

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