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Monday, September 27, 2004 | The current mood of DuctapeFatwa
Situation in US Deteriorates as Invasion of Iran, Crackdown on Dissent Loom

After a busy weekend, during which the US promised to murder more Iraqis, Ariel Sharon pledged to murder more Palestinians, and Putin vowed to murder more Chechens, the week is off to an action-packed start as they all scurry to affirm their credibility by making good on their pledges.

Inexplicably, CNN, even domestic, showed some images of maimed Iraqi children, presumably to improve voter morale as the "election" nears, but this may have been misinterpreted by Washington as Ben Wederman's producer was promptly seized by what even the Aircraft Carrier Orgasmer Kyra Phillips sensed were Mosaad agents, asking Ben if Riad Ali "had been involved in anything..."

Lavalas must have been feeding more people in Haiti than anyone suspected. It is still unclear whether the small La Tortue Island exists anymore, and the third largest city is rapidly evolving into Little Darfur, thanks to token efforts at providing "aid," which a handful of lonely NGOs are now attempting to do with donkeys, as half-starved, dehydrated and diseased orphaned children roam the streets and adults riot over small bottles of water that may keep them from the bulging mass graves for another day, another hour, to mount a serious effort to stem the chaos might cost the US the price of a routine daily bombing of the poor section of Baghdad.

Speaking of Darfur, the west speaks with one voice, giving thumbs up to the continuing genocide that promises some very impressive numbers for certain multinationals, and puts the lie to those who say the US doesn't do anything at all for its allies. Right-thinking Americans know better than to ask where Khartoum gets its money.

Oil companies everywhere agree that depopulation of Africa will expedite revenue generation, and they cannot be anything but pleased with the progress being made there.

Americans, on the whole are confident that Iraq can become a shining example of achievement of US financial objectives just like Afghanistan, and in the heartland, there is a high level of enthusiasm about the October Plan, which will involve seizing family members of those suspected of opposing US policies, as well as applying "pressure" to immigrants (and presumably their family members as well) to inform the regime if they hear anyone criticizing those policies.
This will be an invaluable tool in heading off any organized objection to the invasion of Iran.

Staffing the domestic Stasi enforcement as well as the Gaza-style lockdown of Iran, a sizeable country with a functioning air force, will be a challenge to the US, as most of its available gunmen have already been deployed to other crusade theatres, and the world's supply of commercial soldiers has been essentially tapped out.

Fortunately, however, the rogue warlord gang that passes for government in Washington had the foresight not to sign on to the Rights of the Child declaration, and the Pentagon has a highly popular video game program underway, and US pharmaceutical companies stand as always, ready to do their part.

LURD in Uganda has had some remarkable success with little gun-toters as young as seven, with the appropriate medications, of course.

The "Highest" Form of National Service, dontcha know...


posted at 10:59 PM

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IMO - terrorist plain and simple. He is an Al queda operative who should be put in a cage on gitmo
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I always thought that "The Enemy Within" was just a metaphore for liberalism, that is, until I encountered Ductape Fatwa. He should be in an orange jumpsuit for sure.
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Tells you something about this asshole doesn't it. He's really serious.
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I believe that DF is nothing but a Republican plant...
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Ductape is a commie, a terrorist, and he drinks blood too. He drinks Capitalist blood. He eats unborn babies too
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A terrorist with a sense of humor!
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a turd in the punchbowl...if DF were Joe Hill he probably would have killed himself rather than get put to death.
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