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Tuesday, August 24, 2004 | US Says Torture, Child Rape Like a Comedy Movie
With refreshing and unaccustomed candor, the US warlord syndicate today decreed that the torture, child rape and assorted atrocities perpetuated against crusaders' kidnap victims were comparable to a well-known American comedy movie.
The movie, "Animal House," deals with the subject of college student pranks and hi-jinks. This comparison is not original to the syndicate, it was actually started by the host of a US radio talk show and rapidly became popular with warlord loyalists, who will doubtless feel gratified that it has been officially sanctioned.
The decree was also very emphatic in its condemnation of the practice of photographing atrocities.
A second decree is expected tomorrow, which will lay to rest any fears that high-level figures might be exposed to legal action.
Several individuals who engaged in or were accomplices to the unauthorized photography, however, will have to face the consequences of their indiscretion.
The bulk of the crusader forces are drawn from America's burgeoning underclass, enticed with promises of medical treatment and education they would otherwise be unable to afford, and who would likely be subsumed into the prison system if they refuse the crusade recruiters.
Although Washington has erred on the side of caution, underreporting the deaths of these expendables, in actual practice these are individuals who were considered undesirable by the voting class before they signed up, and their demise is felt mostly by their families and friends.
Thus it is appropriate that this group bear any legal burden for their itchy shutter fingers, just as theirs is the blood shed for the glory of Halliburton et al.
Even more fitting that this healing balm of closure should come as the crusaders continue the Demolition of a Thousand Cuts of one of the holiest shrines on earth, against the backdrop of their massacre marathon in the Cradle of Civilization.
America is sending a message, and the people of the world hear it, as Bush likes to put it, "loud and clear."
Actions like Sep 11 do not happen in a vaccuum.
Long before those hijackers ever stepped foot on the planes the damage
had been done. They were brainwashed with the same type of garbage
propaganda that is spewed from Fatwa's weblog.
Middle Eastern countries are so much more barbaric today and preAmercia than America can ever hope to be...America has only been around 230 years...who did you blame for everything before that Ductape? I am calling a Fatwa on your bullshit!
IMO - terrorist plain and simple. He is an Al queda operative who
should be put in a cage on gitmo Skinner
My favorite..."In Defense of Holocaust Deniers"
I always thought that "The Enemy Within" was just a metaphore for liberalism, that is, until I encountered Ductape Fatwa. He should be in an orange jumpsuit for sure.
peopleforchange.netductape is either a commie, al queda, or a deep cover mole
Tells you something about this asshole doesn't it. He's really serious.
I believe that DF is nothing but a Republican plant...
Ductape is a commie, a terrorist, and he drinks blood too. He drinks
Capitalist blood. He eats unborn babies too
Give me your address and I'll send you $20 and a thank-you note for taking your hatred elsewhere.
A terrorist with a sense of humor!
He ain't nuthin' but shit
inadequate, halfway house bullshit
You are a dumbass. Fuck you and your condescension about us "benighted sheeple." hamletta
Untruthful, damaging bullshit
no better than the neocons and no different than Timothy McVeigh
dailykos.coma turd in the punchbowl...if DF were Joe Hill he probably would have killed himself rather than get put to death.
A compost pile of fecundity
dailykos.comdespicable and literally mentally ill