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Leaked Campaign Jingle Lyrics, and an Encouraging Sign

Not a ray of hope, but some encouraging news from Newsweek, of all unlikely sources. If Europe can get itself together enough to cooperate with China, they might just be able to secure themselves a place in Operation Deter and Contain Amrika, if not the actual Disarm and Dissolve.

As a handful of deep thinkers have recently realized, there is not one single population on the planet that is exactly thrilled about the idea of taking their inevitable turn on the receiving end of the Crusader's assorted bombs, pain rays, gases, germs and rape squads, a fact which their "leaders" would do well to consider, even if doing so interrupts their daydreams of just how much Kerry would offer them to hop on board.

To hammer home the theme, August rushes in with some very sparkly church bombings in a country not exctly known for the persecution of its Christian population. In fact, some may recall that Tariq Aziz, now being "interrogated" by Lynndie England's less camera-happy colleagues, is himself a Christian.

The taller aspirant for the position of Crusader in Chief, with his loyal sidekick who has assured voters that his values are those of a small town in the deep south during the age of legal apartheid, spent the morning pounding his own theme, namely that he can be counted on to produce even more dead Muslims than his ailing opponent, a position that has earned him the unwavering support of not only the Butcher of Beirut himself, to whom he has joyfully pledged his liege, but Joe Lieberman, who cannot seem to master the art of disguising his disappointment that Amrika's little arms dump in the Levant is not run by Benny Elon and Ovadia Yusuf.

Perhaps Kerry will be able to change that.

Meanwhile, it has been decreed that the Throne of Power will now be Elevated to Orange, prompting an anonymous wag to send me these super-secret leaked lyrics to a campaign jingle that both sides will be fighting over like rabid cats:

Alkydy gonna gitcha, make yer daughter wear a burka
Ayrabs gonna gitcha, cause yer Ayrabs hate yer 'Merka

They'll make ya eat that hummus shit
And sheep meat in yer pita
Send their camel out to bite ya
And a camel ain't no skeeta

Alkydy gonna gitcha, gonna make ya pray to mecka
Ayrabs gonna take yer gas and then you'll hafta call the wrecka

They're hidin' in a sleeper cell
They're comin' cross yer border
They're workin' at yer Taco Bell
So double check yer order

Alkydy gonna gitcha, better bomb the Eiffel tower
Ayrabs parly voo Fransay, they're gettin too much power

They'll make ya grow yer beard out long
Wear a ghutra and an egal
You'll have to talk Ayrab-ian
Cause English won't be legal

Alkydy gonna gitcha, make yer daughter wear a burka
Ayrabs gonna gitcha, cause yer Arabs hate yer 'Merka

posted at 8:39 PM

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Actions like Sep 11 do not happen in a vaccuum. Long before those hijackers ever stepped foot on the planes the damage had been done. They were brainwashed with the same type of garbage propaganda that is spewed from Fatwa's weblog.
Middle Eastern countries are so much more barbaric today and preAmercia than America can ever hope to be...America has only been around 230 years...who did you blame for everything before that Ductape? I am calling a Fatwa on your bullshit!
IMO - terrorist plain and simple. He is an Al queda operative who should be put in a cage on gitmo
My favorite..."In Defense of Holocaust Deniers"
I always thought that "The Enemy Within" was just a metaphore for liberalism, that is, until I encountered Ductape Fatwa. He should be in an orange jumpsuit for sure.
ductape is either a commie, al queda, or a deep cover mole
Tells you something about this asshole doesn't it. He's really serious.
I believe that DF is nothing but a Republican plant...
Ductape is a commie, a terrorist, and he drinks blood too. He drinks Capitalist blood. He eats unborn babies too
Give me your address and I'll send you $20 and a thank-you note for taking your hatred elsewhere.
A terrorist with a sense of humor!
He ain't nuthin' but shit
Jim Sagle

inadequate, halfway house bullshit
Arthur Gilroy
You are a dumbass. Fuck you and your condescension about us "benighted sheeple."
Untruthful, damaging bullshit
John Locke
no better than the neocons and no different than Timothy McVeigh space
a turd in the punchbowl...if DF were Joe Hill he probably would have killed himself rather than get put to death.
A compost pile of fecundity
despicable and literally mentally ill