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Wednesday, July 21, 2004 | The current mood of DuctapeFatwa
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America is excited! You can feel the lively anticipation in the air!

It's been well over a year since the United States invaded a country, now that they are all bombed and looted, the newness worn off, Afghanistan and Iraq lie torn and bleeding, still plenty of play left in those, but oh! a NEW country, even bigger and more populous than Iraq!
And with the requisite ancient history to be destroyed and parcelled out to special friends, and sold on eBay. The ancient Persian empire!

Oh, yes, Iran was an empire once too. Reza Jr. is licking his lips, hoping he gets a better shake than Hassan the (at least for now) disappointed Hashemite got at the ruined Cradle of Civilization.

Heinz and Halliburton are positively drooling. Maybe there'll be a Merger of National Unity. Heinz-Halliburton, purveyors of fine Ketchup and Blood.

Operation Persian Freedom. Change the name back. Impressive numbers in the focus groups. The rugs. Very positive association, those rugs. (The Wal-Mart talks are going VERY well. Too bad, Martha.)

And on to the important question of staffing. Commercials are running low, but the Highest Form of National Service, well, it does have a ring. This very special war. But with the technology we have today, there are many tasks that can be performed by a 14 year old. Truth be told, they're better than the older boys. X-box. God Bless America and God Bless X-box. It really does seem like a Divine Plan, doesn't it? All those years, those sweet children were Gaming for Freedom and didn't even know it.

It's a gift really, that they're giving to their children. What a privilege. And the ones whose parents couldn't afford X-Box? No need to worry. No child left behind. Food service and National Service! Doubly blessed, doubly honored.

America can hardly wait! See it tiptoe down the stairs, shake its brightly colored package. It knows what's in there - when, oh when can we open it?


posted at 10:23 AM

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