one man's conspiracy is another man's business plan
Wednesday, July 21, 2004 | Iran Invasion Checklist America is excited! You can feel the lively anticipation in the air!
It's been well over a year since the United States invaded a country, now that they are all bombed and looted, the newness worn off, Afghanistan and Iraq lie torn and bleeding, still plenty of play left in those, but oh! a NEW country, even bigger and more populous than Iraq!
And with the requisite ancient history to be destroyed and parcelled out to special friends, and sold on eBay. The ancient Persian empire!
Oh, yes, Iran was an empire once too. Reza Jr. is licking his lips, hoping he gets a better shake than Hassan the (at least for now) disappointed Hashemite got at the ruined Cradle of Civilization.
Heinz and Halliburton are positively drooling. Maybe there'll be a Merger of National Unity. Heinz-Halliburton, purveyors of fine Ketchup and Blood.
Operation Persian Freedom. Change the name back. Impressive numbers in the focus groups. The rugs. Very positive association, those rugs. (The Wal-Mart talks are going VERY well. Too bad, Martha.)
And on to the important question of staffing. Commercials are running low, but the Highest Form of National Service, well, it does have a ring. This very special war. But with the technology we have today, there are many tasks that can be performed by a 14 year old. Truth be told, they're better than the older boys. X-box. God Bless America and God Bless X-box. It really does seem like a Divine Plan, doesn't it? All those years, those sweet children were Gaming for Freedom and didn't even know it.
It's a gift really, that they're giving to their children. What a privilege. And the ones whose parents couldn't afford X-Box? No need to worry. No child left behind. Food service and National Service! Doubly blessed, doubly honored.
America can hardly wait! See it tiptoe down the stairs, shake its brightly colored package. It knows what's in there - when, oh when can we open it?
Actions like Sep 11 do not happen in a vaccuum.
Long before those hijackers ever stepped foot on the planes the damage
had been done. They were brainwashed with the same type of garbage
propaganda that is spewed from Fatwa's weblog.
Middle Eastern countries are so much more barbaric today and preAmercia than America can ever hope to be...America has only been around 230 years...who did you blame for everything before that Ductape? I am calling a Fatwa on your bullshit!
IMO - terrorist plain and simple. He is an Al queda operative who
should be put in a cage on gitmo Skinner
My favorite..."In Defense of Holocaust Deniers"
I always thought that "The Enemy Within" was just a metaphore for liberalism, that is, until I encountered Ductape Fatwa. He should be in an orange jumpsuit for sure.
peopleforchange.netductape is either a commie, al queda, or a deep cover mole
Tells you something about this asshole doesn't it. He's really serious.
I believe that DF is nothing but a Republican plant...
Ductape is a commie, a terrorist, and he drinks blood too. He drinks
Capitalist blood. He eats unborn babies too
Give me your address and I'll send you $20 and a thank-you note for taking your hatred elsewhere.
A terrorist with a sense of humor!
He ain't nuthin' but shit
inadequate, halfway house bullshit
You are a dumbass. Fuck you and your condescension about us "benighted sheeple." hamletta
Untruthful, damaging bullshit
no better than the neocons and no different than Timothy McVeigh
dailykos.coma turd in the punchbowl...if DF were Joe Hill he probably would have killed himself rather than get put to death.
A compost pile of fecundity
dailykos.comdespicable and literally mentally ill