one man's conspiracy is another man's business plan
Saturday, July 24, 2004 | Broken Borders, Muslim Menace
Even though noted xenophobe Lou Dobbs was on vacation today,(probably up at Sam Huntington's lake house, bonding), I still tuned in to keep up to date on the lamentable consequences of Monteczuma's failure to send enough soldiers to the beach on that fateful day, thus missing the chance to avert the problem of illegal immigration that has plagued the Americas ever since.
Good thing I did, or I would have missed the urgent warning of a Mr Culberson that Muslims (gasp - oh NO) are crossing the Mexico border and assuming Spanish surnames in their never-ending quest to Take Over and get your daughter in a burqa.
While it is indeed something of a joke among the 85% of the world's population that stubbornly refuses to be white that some Caucasians, especially American ones, do find themselves just a teensy bit challenged when confronted with the perplexing problem of distinguishing non-whites from one another, there has been encouraging progress on this front - quite a few can now tell a Korean from a Kenyan, for example. However, the learning curve for the more subtle slopes of this arcane science, e.g., Venezuelan vs. Yemeni, appears to be quite steep.
According to the esteemed Mr. Culberson, all Abdullah Al Ashmawi has to do to blend in seamlessly to the peaceful American landscape is tell the day labor contractor who picks him up in the Stop n Go parking lot on his First Day in America is that his name is Jose Lopez and poof! He's a Mexican. On his way to Ann Coulter's house to reposition her lilacs, and just when she least suspects it, Take Over and pop Ann in a burqa, thus removing her from your television and monitor screens forevermore, so busy will she be stuffing dolmas and taking care of little beige babies.
Bien Venido, Jose!
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Actions like Sep 11 do not happen in a vaccuum.
Long before those hijackers ever stepped foot on the planes the damage
had been done. They were brainwashed with the same type of garbage
propaganda that is spewed from Fatwa's weblog.
Middle Eastern countries are so much more barbaric today and preAmercia than America can ever hope to be...America has only been around 230 years...who did you blame for everything before that Ductape? I am calling a Fatwa on your bullshit!
IMO - terrorist plain and simple. He is an Al queda operative who
should be put in a cage on gitmo Skinner
My favorite..."In Defense of Holocaust Deniers"
I always thought that "The Enemy Within" was just a metaphore for liberalism, that is, until I encountered Ductape Fatwa. He should be in an orange jumpsuit for sure.
peopleforchange.netductape is either a commie, al queda, or a deep cover mole
Tells you something about this asshole doesn't it. He's really serious.
I believe that DF is nothing but a Republican plant...
Ductape is a commie, a terrorist, and he drinks blood too. He drinks
Capitalist blood. He eats unborn babies too
Give me your address and I'll send you $20 and a thank-you note for taking your hatred elsewhere.
A terrorist with a sense of humor!
He ain't nuthin' but shit
inadequate, halfway house bullshit
You are a dumbass. Fuck you and your condescension about us "benighted sheeple." hamletta
Untruthful, damaging bullshit
no better than the neocons and no different than Timothy McVeigh
dailykos.coma turd in the punchbowl...if DF were Joe Hill he probably would have killed himself rather than get put to death.
A compost pile of fecundity
dailykos.comdespicable and literally mentally ill