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Tuesday, April 13, 2004 | The current mood of DuctapeFatwa
Hostages and Prisoners of War: How to Distinguish the Two

Just so we're clear on this, the US hops round invading other countries, seizing people from at least a dozen and hauling them off to concentration camps, in violation of its own and international laws, and that's OK.

Those are detainees, you see. Amrika is currently holding somewhere between 10 and 20 thousand detainees in Iraq alone, nobody is sure of the exact number because the crusaders keep torturing them to death.

These are Iraqis. People who live there. There being Iraq, which the US invaded, and is currently occupying. Those are detainees. Not hostages. Oh, no. Hostages are when Iraqis capture invaders. That's what that's called. Hostages. It's terrorism, barbaric, let's get a Fatwa condemning it. Un-Islamic.

Amrika has these little seizures, it seems, of sudden and short-lived concern with what is Islamic. Attacking convoys of mercenaries is Un-Islamic. Bad native. No biscuit. Desecrating corpses is even more Un-Islamic. Very bad native. We will now blow your babies up, so you will remember to be Islamic.

General Kimmit, the planet's latest leading authority on what is and is not Islamic, has ordered any Iraqis who are disturbed by seeing their children murdered on television to change the channel.

General Abizaid, another eminent scholar of Islam, has excoriated the oft-bombed Al Jazeera channel for its coverage of crusader massacres, calling it propaganda, hateful lies and attempts to thwart Abizaid's efforts to empower the Iraqi people to hear the truth of crusadecom decrees instead. We may assume that Al Jazeera's reporters ducking bullets there in Fallujah are also Un-Islamic.

But back to the "hostages," just so we all understand how things are.

If Malaysia, for example, invades the US and seizes your cousin, that is Islamic. Your cousin is a detainee. There is no need for charges, a trial, evidence. Those things are all Un-Islamic. Not to mention anti-American and indicative of extreme hatred of freedom.

If you, on the other hand, happen to capture a Malaysian soldier, or an employee of a Malaysian corporation who is being paid either to murder your children or steal the oil on your old home place there in Texas, you have taken a hostage, and that is very Un-Islamic. As punishment, of course the Malaysians will murder your children, your neighbor's children, your wife, several of your neighbor's wives, and an indefinite number of grandmothers. Got to keep things Islamic.

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posted at 8:59 AM

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Tells you something about this asshole doesn't it. He's really serious.
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I believe that DF is nothing but a Republican plant...
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Ductape is a commie, a terrorist, and he drinks blood too. He drinks Capitalist blood. He eats unborn babies too
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A terrorist with a sense of humor!
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